Happy Holidays everyone!
This week has been a lot of fun for us at the store, especially helping men find the perfect gift for their special lady. What has been interesting though is the common factor between the men when we ask them what they want for as a Christmas gift.
So brace yourselves ladies, this festive holiday shopping helpful hint is a little on the racy side but it will save you lots of money and wasted time in line at the mall.
They all are saying that all they really want is to make their woman feel gorgeous, wanted and fantastic so that, that very woman will, quite frankly give them great, mind blowing sex for Christmas.
They don’t want another tie. They do not want a wallet. They could care less about a sweater or any tacky sports memorabilia item. They just want you.
They want their woman to put on the skimpiest sexiest thing to prance around in just for them. They want her wrapped up in something small and easy to remove.
They are buying massage lotion for you hoping you will let them rub it all over you. They are buying clit toys hoping you will let them help you play with them. They are buying games praying you will teach them all the rules or help them break a few. They are buying lacy things with ribbon and crossing their fingers that they don’t end up in a drawer but instead, find them in the morning tossed on the floor of some room in the house, any room will do, trust me.
Yes ladies, the only thing the man in your life wants for Christmas is you. Delightfully naughty you. You, dressed in anything you wouldn’t dare be seen in public with. You, naked.
So if you want to get him something that sucks like a sweater or a wallet at least throw in something to spice it up. We don’t want you to spend Christmas morning with a disappointed man. Do your man right this Christmas. Get him the gift that keeps on giving.
We want to help you dispel the myth that they can’t figure out how to pick out their own ties. This Christmas, give your guy what he wants, yep, that’s right, you guessed it, sexual favors!
We happen to have sexual favor suggestions bundled neatly for you in handy dandy coupon booklets for under 5 dollars. Help his Christmas be merry. Why not give him this inexpensive happy ending sure to please present Christmas morning in a sultry piece of lingerie? So stop fretting over whether he wants that football shaped telephone, he doesn’t! Come on in, pick up a sexy coupon booklet, add to your lingerie collection and put a little whoopee in your mans holiday morning and make his dreams come true!